Blues for the Net

Lyrics By Melody Pierson & Charles Guerin...

(To the Tune of HEARTBREAK HOTEL)


Verse 1
Since my server left me
My site has no place to dwell
I've gotta check all my luggage
at the Bill Gates Motel..
My page ain't loading...baby
It just ain't loading ...baby
I could cry...

Verse 2
My password was protected
till I met Hack the Knife
he backslashed all my hyperlinks
and logged on to my wife
My pages ain't loading baby
My pages ain't loading 
I could cry...

Verse 3
I can't Excite my Yahoo
I NetSearched half the nite
My DNS has PMS
and you know that just ain't right
My pages ain't loadin', baby
My pages ain't loadin',
I could cry.

Verse 4
Say Billy can't you help me
I can't wait for my fix
My world  won't  dot calm down
Till Windows 96
My pages ain't loading, baby
my pages ain't loading...
I could cry...

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