Blues for the Net
Lyrics By Melody Pierson & Charles Guerin...
(To the Tune of HEARTBREAK HOTEL)
Verse 1 Since my server left me My site has no place to dwell I've gotta check all my luggage at the Bill Gates Motel.. My page ain't loading...baby It just ain't loading ...baby I could cry... Verse 2 My password was protected till I met Hack the Knife he backslashed all my hyperlinks and logged on to my wife My pages ain't loading baby My pages ain't loading I could cry... Verse 3 I can't Excite my Yahoo I NetSearched half the nite My DNS has PMS and you know that just ain't right My pages ain't loadin', baby My pages ain't loadin', I could cry. Verse 4 Say Billy can't you help me I can't wait for my fix My world won't dot calm down Till Windows 96 My pages ain't loading, baby my pages ain't loading... I could cry...